Everyone wants to know, Where's Prize Master D? Lurking out and about talking and walking on the street in places like Margie's, the Auto Show, under a bridge, in bathrooms, jail cells etc., trying to lure people into being a part of the show, always exposing himself to world, well let us rephrase that if we may, that's not exactly what we meant. He started the day at Illinois Battery with FREEBIES!

ILLINOIS BATTERY FREEBIES

The wife asked if he was wearing a new cologne and he said that it was vinegar, garlic and onion sauce drippings on his clothes from meals. She said that was attractive to a lot of women and he said that it didn't seem to be working for hime at all. Kramer on Seinfeld had a similar problem.

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He took a Real Estate Seminar on flipping houses that didn't work out at all. Didn't make a dime and actually lost money.  He might take a Culinary Arts Seminar and see If He can do better and make money at flipping burgers.

He's getting disgusted with all these robo calls and automated customer service voice recognition systems. When trying to refill a prescription on the drug store's automated voice system he sneezed and the "Fake Person/Voice" said, "I didn't understand that", instead of God Bless You or gesundheit. I guess that's going to be the new "norm or standard" for everyone to follow. So from now on when someone sneezes just say, "I'm sorry, I didn't understand that".

Quick Christmas shopping report

Mile long line at JC Penney on Thanksgiving day. Doors opened at 2 PM. Guess there were about 4000-5000 people for $10 off $100 coupons. Plus $100 off $100 and $500 off $500. That was the most interesting thing going on that day.

In other news, Discontinuing the bathroom reports. Too busy doing other things.

Trivia Music Lyric Game

Girl, when I'm alone with you – I get a feelin' through and through – Tellin' me that love is comin' on – My head starts spinnin' round and round - And I don't care what's up or down – 'Cause deep in my soul I'm out of control When I start to hear the sound

Answer: Love Beat It's A Heartbeat, DiFranco Family, 1973

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 Picking up the Christmas Show dinner of Veggie egg rolls from the Malahini Terrace and Beef sandwiches from Margie's Beef & Gyros. Can you show the pictures of Margie's and the Malahini Terrace and delivering the truck maintenance products (available from Illinois Battery Specialists, 4120 W. Belmont, Chicago, IL 60641 –

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