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The wife asked if I was wearing a new cologne. I said it was vinegar, garlic and onion sauce drippings on my clothes. She said that was attractive to some women. I let her know it wasn't working for me at all, and that it didn't work for Kramer either.

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I took a Real Estate Seminar on flipping houses that didn't work out at all. Didn't make a dime. Actually lost money.  I might take a Culinary Arts Seminar and see If I can do better at flipping burgers.

I'm getting disgusted with all these robo calls and automated customer service voice recognition systems. When trying to refill a prescription on the drug store's automated voice system I sneezed and the "Fake Person/Voice" said, "I didn't understand that", instead of God Bless You or gesundheit. I guess that's going to be the new "norm or standard" for everyone to follow. So from now on when someone sneezes just say, "I'm sorry, I didn't understand that".

Quick Christmas shopping report

Mile long line at JC Penney on Thanksgiving day. Doors opened at 2 PM. Guess there were about 4000-5000 people for $10 off $100 coupons. Plus $100 off $100 and $500 off $500. That was the most interesting thing going on that day.

In other news, Discontinuing the bathroom reports. Too busy doing other things.

Trivia Music Lyric Game

Girl, when I'm alone with you – I get a feelin' through and through – Tellin' me that love is comin' on – My head starts spinnin' round and round - And I don't care what's up or down – 'Cause deep in my soul I'm out of control When I start to hear the sound

Answer: Love Beat It's A Heartbeat, DiFranco Family, 1973

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 Picking up the Christmas Show dinner of Veggie egg rolls from the Malahini Terrace and Beef sandwiches from Margie's Beef & Gyros. Can you show the pictures of Margie's and the Malahini Terrace and delivering the truck maintenance products (available from Illinois Battery Specialists, 4120 W. Belmont, Chicago, IL 60641 –

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