W.O.W!
WORDS-OF-WISDOM!
From The Black Knight & Squire G Show

Words Of Wisdom From The Black Knight:

WOW #1

So that's why, ah, there's a lot of reasons why things are the way they are. Because it's all part of the thing, you know.

WOW #2

Here's a good way to impress chicks "Hi, I look like an axe murderer.

WOW #3

Is it wrong? I think not, for two men to work out and enjoy each other. 

WOW #4

Anything fits with vaseline. 

WOW #5

What happens if you Google Google? You get Google.  

WOW #6

Never clean your ear with an ice pick. 

WOW #7

People have their different things, and that's the way it is. I'm right, and their wrong.

WOW #8

Wherever you are, there you are.



Words Of Wisdom From The Squire G:

WOW #9

I would like to bring your attention to a real environmental, quality. health problem in our area. It's the bears. Bears are actually defacating in our woods.

WOW #10

There's cool things all over, you know.

WOW #11

I guess human tastes closer to pork than anything else.

WOW #12

If it's on the internet, it's gotta be true.

WOW #13

That's what usually happens. When something happens, then something else happens.

WOW #14

Ahh, Soup on a stick kindda sucks. You don't get a lot and it's very expensive.  

WOW #15

You know, people have to suffer for the enjoyment of others. You know, we're going to make sure that happens. That's what we're here for.

WOW #16

I think you get off though with good behavior for killing people.



Words Of Wisdom From The Black Knight's Brother:

WOW #17
All food does for you is put lumps in your poo.

Words Of Wisdom From Jay Capone:

WOW #18
I was gonna move to Canada and smoke pot all day.



Words Of Wisdom From Black Knight & Squire G:

WOW #19
When you're smoking, it's gotta be hot, otherwise the cigarette won't stay lit. Yeah, otherwise it wouldn't be smoking. Yeah, it would be just like sucking.



Words Of Wisdom From Prize Master D:

WOW #20
Even if you don't have a job, if you go to the bathroom, you are contributing to the world, it's fertilizer.